Doing nasty things to spammers and e-mail worm writers in my imagination
I’ve had several e-mails recently from mail systems telling me they couldn’t deliver various e-mails from the address I use on my .NET passport account, which I never use as a from address. Some bright person or worm has harvested it and is using it to send spam or viruses or both. One was definitely a virus as it had a .pif file attached, the other only came with headers so I couldn’t tell what it was, I thought it was spam at the time but now I’m not so sure.
If only I could get my hands on the people who write these things for ten minutes with absolute immunity from prosecution… mind you, I’d probably have to fight through a crowd of other people to get to them.