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Monday, 26th June 2006

Jet Li, a concert and people who don’t sit still in the cinema

Filed under: Everything, Music — MaW @ 16:54

It didn’t work quite as well in the title, so I’ll put it here instead: what I actually want to talk about is people who don’t respect the sanctity of the cinema. It’s not a way I’ve really thought about it before, but it does make sense, my reaction when people are getting up and walking about and in and out all the time, talking to each other, giggling at things which have nothing to do with the film, playing with their mobile phones… my reaction is of horror and shock that people behave like this in this space which I feel is designated for a purpose, and the purpose is the watching of a film.

Not just the watching of the film, but the appreciation of it. The acceptance of its story, the suspension of disbelief (as far as the film itself allows that of course, some don’t!), the catharsis, the inevitable aural assault of the sound system that’s always rather too loud, and the endless stream of adverts which always seem to run for much longer in the cinema than they do on television.

Perhaps I could do without the last two, but I hope some sense of my point is getting through.

The film in which all this happened was Jet Li’s Fearless. It’s a big flashy martial arts film and it’s really rather good, but it’s clear they cut a lot out — more than an hour, I’m told, including everything with Michelle Yeoh in it. The result of this is that the plot takes some leaps in places which I don’t think all of the audience could follow, which might explain the restlessness. Although it might not — teenagers with mobiles are restless to start with these days, and nobody seemed to be able to decide where to sit.

There might be something about films in Mandarin with subtitles, too, but I’ll take that over dubbing any day.

So I mentioned a concert in the title. It was indeed a concert, and I went to help out as it was one in which I didn’t have to play. It was, it must be said, a concert at a much higher standard than I can currently play at. Musica Donum Dei is a group in which my recorder teacher plays. The programme was a nice selection of Telemann (my favourite, a suite for recorder and strings), Bach, Scarlatti (the usual stuff from Scarlatti — a very surprising harpsichord sonata) and Handel. Was a lovely day, and the cycle ride to Holme Pierrepont Hall is quite pleasant in good weather, especially once past Trent Bridge and out into increasingly rural settings.

2 comments »

  1. What annoys me the most these days is that the cinema operators don’t seem to give a toss about giving their patrons the best possible experience. They just want to fleece them for their money and boot them out as soon as possible (after showing them lots of adverts, obviously)

    Still, at least you didn’t have to deal with sitting next to people who smelt, which rather ruined my experience of watching Matrix Revolutions at the Showcase in Nottingham…

    Comment by Alex Mace — Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 6:22

  2. It depends on the cinema, but when I’ve been to see a film in Japan I find that the adverts are usually very brief.

    In addition, the audience is invariably silent throughout, no-one touches their phone (which is either off or on silent mode) and no-one eats anything noisily as most cinemas don’t sell food.

    When the film finishes, everyone waits until the end of the credits before leaving in an orderly fashion. Sometimes they clap politely.

    This behaviour applies to live music, too.

    Comment by Richard — Saturday, 1st July 2006 @ 15:30

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